I have known the SB twins for a number of years and we had become very close.
SB1 I was introduced to as a teenager. We shared boot leg jeans and A-line dresses and got excited when a spare seat came up beside us on long flights. We never shared pencil skirts or wore kaftan's, as no matter how flowing the fabric, we both could not squeeze in. Spanx became our friend in later years and the three of us were joined at the hip and had lots of fun times together.
As for SB2, we were slowly acquainted during the course of breastfeeding four children. We were very close over the Summer months when SB2 headed South, enjoying skin to skin contact. When I layed down, sans bra, SB2 was always playing cheekily under my arm pit.
I will miss the SB twins dearly, even though I was the one who signed the order of their demise.
(SB1 = Saddle Bags) (SB2 = Saggy Boobs)
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